The Grand Master: Malawian Gigolo
Heads up the whole Abidjan Classic Hash operation with a keen eye for f@cking things up in triplicate. If everything goes right, the Grand Master does nothing. If everything goes wrong, this person does everything or just bitches about how it should be done. Either way, they really aren’t as important as it seems and mostly act as an advisor.
The Religious Advisor / Hash Flash: Coming First
The individual who serves as the shepherd of our motely flock. He guides us to the promised land in the name of the beer, booze and brunch! Our spiritual leaders in the fellowship of Hashism, bring charisma and energy to a bunch of hungover hedonists, while ensuring perfect weather every Sunday. Religious advisors generally aren’t as prepared as they should be but are great improvisational liars, making everything they spew sound good. Luckily, wankers are easily misled after a good prelubing!
Trail Master / Hare Raiser: Dr. Love
Deputy Trail Master / Deputy Hare Raiser: Wise Nipples
This is a social butterfly adept at tricking wankers into taking responsibility at the hash. This isn’t an easy task. He is, therefore, in charge of the Hare recruitment and mismanagement. We are currently recruiting young and dynamic hares with drive and ambition to work in a fast paced environment (yeah right). As a hare you are responsible for setting premium quality trails that our hash kennel have come to expect. Actually we’ll just take anyone.
On-Sec / Hash Cash / WebMeister: Desert Fox
A masochist’s dream. This person is responsible for customer relations with the main point of customer contact being the monthly email and lots of other boring stuff you don’t want to hear about. In truth, this is probably the most important person in the mismanagement. He is also our in-house internet guru who keeps the cyber lines of communications connected and who we have made responsible for producing some shite for our web, our Abidjan Classic Hash Mail List and Facebook presence. Any communication questions or concerns should be directed to him.
You can contact him filling in the form below or by emailing him at info [AT] abidjanclassichash.com.
BeerMeisterin: Loose Boobs
This is unquestionably one of the most important position in the hash. The Beermeister has the weighty responsibility of making sure that the lifeblood of hashing is available at each and every hash event. (S)he keeps constant vigilance to find the cheapest spirituous fermenti available, always has coolers in the trunk of his/her car, cases of beer in his/her garage, and reliably returns the empty keg to get another full one for the next hash. While this might be a “pain in the ass” job, it’s undoubtedly the most important one to the hash. The beer master/bitch ensures every hash has sufficient beers! Also helps to mix concoctions of beers for punishment of guilty offenders, welcome of virgins and praise for those who have performed their duties well as directed by the Religious Advisor.
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